[Not quite as chipper as usual — but not exactly oozing ill will or any such thing. Really, he doesn't dislike Wade, isn't outraged or angry at him for going to Frank and telling him things — and not telling him all the important details of said thing — but he's well-aware the man cares.
In a way that concerns Diarmuid, some days.
So it's with caution he considers the offer.]
I think I shall manage fine enough.
I scavenge well, and I'm talented at fasting thanks to the ways of my monastery.
Uhh, the point of this is so you don't have to fast. I've got tons of canned food and frozen burritos out the wazoo, it's no problem.
[ Someone is seemingly oblivious that this is an attempt to distance themself from Deadpool, or maybe he isn't. Maybe Wade's seen the whole "haha, yeah we're totally friends" before being ghosted tactic a million times before. ]
Got any favourite fruits, veggies? Sometimes you just see a sale on canned goods and have to splurge, amirite? [ Food is free, Wade... ] And spam, have you had fried spam? It's basically ambrosia.
[He pinches the bridge of his nose, trying not to be annoyed with Wade. As it turns out, even someone like Diarmuid can bow to such a thing. Especially after what he'd learned from Frank, of course.]
... I'll take one meal.
The rest, I'll give to others around me who could benefit.
... You should listen to people when they ask something of you, you know.
[ Hello, child a fraction of his age trying to give him advice on how he should live, nice to meet you. ]
I'm sorry, what?
[ Seriously, this is a tone change he was not expecting at all. ]
It's so hard to do when so many people ask so many weird things. 'Don't shoot, Deadpool.' 'Don't fight ghosts, Deadpool.' 'Don't blow airhorns when Professor Sexist is in his weird little brain chamber, Deadpool.'
[ He might have been pleased Diarmuid agreed to take food, but this is a distraction. ]
If that's something you don't inspire, how can you expect me to tell you when I'm in need of help? To trust you not to make things worse?
[He says it sharply, finally voicing his frustration.]
Frank and I ended up in a heated conversation because you told him I was hurt by Shades; you didn't tell him anything about the situation! Was it because you wanted to paint it as more terrible than it was? Because he was utterly clueless to the rest of what I trusted you with.
[ Even if that does strike a nerve, Wade doesn't let on to that fact, instead he snorts out a mean spirited laugh. ]
Because I've helped you out tons of times. I'm not one to keep score, but I'm pretty sure we're past the whole 'can I trust you to have my back' bullshit.
[ That bit of information makes this make a lot more sense. ]
Frank ends up in heated conversations with everyone. It's what he does. The guy is like one step above Logan when it comes to EQ. [ Like Wade has any room to talk. Though his folly isn't usually due to the inability to read signs but the inability to follow the appropriate behaviour. ] I didn't have to paint it any more terrible because it was pretty fucking terrible to begin with! World's-Dumbest-Nickname hurt you twice, I told Frank to keep an eye on him so it didn't happen again. You think I would have wasted my time trying to exaggerate to Frank fucking Castle to make the asshole look bad instead of just killing him if that's what I was aiming for?
I told him what he needed to know, you got hurt because of that asshole twice.
You know he saved my life, doing what he did; I told you how I almost killed myself in the process. But you told Frank none of that — only that he had hurt me again. You had no reason to make him sound like a threat when he protected me! When he was compassionate and endangered himself to pull me to safety!
... I told you of the second time because I had promised you, and I knew you would be angry if you learned and I hadn't said anything. But you were wrong in the way you went about it.
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[Not quite as chipper as usual — but not exactly oozing ill will or any such thing. Really, he doesn't dislike Wade, isn't outraged or angry at him for going to Frank and telling him things — and not telling him all the important details of said thing — but he's well-aware the man cares.
In a way that concerns Diarmuid, some days.
So it's with caution he considers the offer.]
I think I shall manage fine enough.
I scavenge well, and I'm talented at fasting thanks to the ways of my monastery.
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[ Someone is seemingly oblivious that this is an attempt to distance themself from Deadpool, or maybe he isn't. Maybe Wade's seen the whole "haha, yeah we're totally friends" before being ghosted tactic a million times before. ]
Got any favourite fruits, veggies? Sometimes you just see a sale on canned goods and have to splurge, amirite? [ Food is free, Wade... ] And spam, have you had fried spam? It's basically ambrosia.
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... I fast whether there's a surplus of foods or not.
I promise you, I'm fine. Save those for someone who is less familiar with small meals.
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[ Hmmm. ]
Lemme think about it... Nah.
[ Very adult like. ]
I guess I'm just choosing my least favourites and giving them to you if you're not going to tell me.
[ Wade's obnoxious, but he's trying to help. ]
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[He pinches the bridge of his nose, trying not to be annoyed with Wade. As it turns out, even someone like Diarmuid can bow to such a thing. Especially after what he'd learned from Frank, of course.]
... I'll take one meal.
The rest, I'll give to others around me who could benefit.
... You should listen to people when they ask something of you, you know.
child don't give him that face
I'm sorry, what?
[ Seriously, this is a tone change he was not expecting at all. ]
It's so hard to do when so many people ask so many weird things. 'Don't shoot, Deadpool.' 'Don't fight ghosts, Deadpool.' 'Don't blow airhorns when Professor Sexist is in his weird little brain chamber, Deadpool.'
[ He might have been pleased Diarmuid agreed to take food, but this is a distraction. ]
HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS
I said I didn't need the food, and you pressed anyway, and would have infinitely.
[He sighs, rubbing a hand over his face.]
... If you worry after someone, you should still take their wishes into account.
Otherwise, you'll alienate one's trust and confidence in you.
TERRIBLE LITTLE CHILD
[ Throwing advice at a brick wall, Diarmuid? ]
Actually, usually I inspire the opposite of those things. A lot of it.
[ For good reason, too! ]
So, you just got alienated over canned goods? You're still gonna take some though, right?
HORRIBLE NO-GOOD ADULT
[He says it sharply, finally voicing his frustration.]
Frank and I ended up in a heated conversation because you told him I was hurt by Shades; you didn't tell him anything about the situation! Was it because you wanted to paint it as more terrible than it was? Because he was utterly clueless to the rest of what I trusted you with.
WADE IS UNADOPTING
Because I've helped you out tons of times. I'm not one to keep score, but I'm pretty sure we're past the whole 'can I trust you to have my back' bullshit.
[ That bit of information makes this make a lot more sense. ]
Frank ends up in heated conversations with everyone. It's what he does. The guy is like one step above Logan when it comes to EQ. [ Like Wade has any room to talk. Though his folly isn't usually due to the inability to read signs but the inability to follow the appropriate behaviour. ] I didn't have to paint it any more terrible because it was pretty fucking terrible to begin with! World's-Dumbest-Nickname hurt you twice, I told Frank to keep an eye on him so it didn't happen again. You think I would have wasted my time trying to exaggerate to Frank fucking Castle to make the asshole look bad instead of just killing him if that's what I was aiming for?
I told him what he needed to know, you got hurt because of that asshole twice.
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... I told you of the second time because I had promised you, and I knew you would be angry if you learned and I hadn't said anything. But you were wrong in the way you went about it.
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I want you to know you were dishonest by omission, and I regret telling you anything.
I shall not be telling you of any troubles I face from here on out.
Good night, Wade.
[CLICK.]