Uhh, the point of this is so you don't have to fast. I've got tons of canned food and frozen burritos out the wazoo, it's no problem.

[ Someone is seemingly oblivious that this is an attempt to distance themself from Deadpool, or maybe he isn't. Maybe Wade's seen the whole "haha, yeah we're totally friends" before being ghosted tactic a million times before. ]

Got any favourite fruits, veggies? Sometimes you just see a sale on canned goods and have to splurge, amirite? [ Food is free, Wade... ] And spam, have you had fried spam? It's basically ambrosia.